My wife’s friend waved us to our seats when we entered her office. She noticed me, actually, and said that I looked different today. Observing me attentively, she tried to find what new features she could see and I hoped she would notice my moustache and beard, trimmed to petfection earlier in the morning.
A hedge trimming job I was particularly proud of.
“I’ve got it,” she said, ‘you’re not wearing your hat today!”